February 2012
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“Snowboard Chick must be hot, edgy, stylish (snowboard chic), and fun; she has to...”
– Casting notice that just popped up in my inbox… You mean running through a field of butterflies wearing pasties ISN’T the time of a young girls life?!  Also - stylish?
Feb 24th
Occupy All Streets: How to Remove Your Google... →
Seems like a good thing to do, considering how often I google things like “Badass Taxidermy” & “Persnickety Bukkake”. occupyallstreets: On March 1st, Google will implement its new, unified privacy policy, which will affect data Google has collected on you prior to March 1st as well as data it collects on you in the future. Until now, your Google Web History (your...
Feb 24th
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Feb 3rd
‎"Don Cornelius is the Ronald Reagan of pimps."
- Rob Bentley, the alcoholic postal worker from Watts who comes to my open mic with a sword and fake dynamite and sometimes wears a luchador mask and calls himself Colostomy Coheitus, last night onstage.
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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2011.
I don’t know how to start this entry. Been rewriting for the last few minutes, but I can’t seem to capture how to even begin summing up my 2011. I’ve grown as a comedian and as a person, through triumphs and heartbreaks that are only going to become moreso in 2012, for better or worse. Comedywise, I did 136 shows last year, went to Bridgetown for my first comedy festival, toured...
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December 2011
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Dec 2nd
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HOLD ON THE GUY WHO PLAYED ELLIS IN DIE HARD...
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DEATH TO BRINGER SHOWS
barbaragray: Babs FTW! Per usual.
Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Marvel Job Opening: Associate Producer, Editorial... →
Hey creative NYC friends who would want to work for Marvel: agentmlovestacos: Okay, folks. I’m hiring. My Associate Producer Harry Go is a quitter and is quitting because he’s a quitter. (He got another job and I wish him all the best. He’s a former Marvel intern and one helluva guy, both personally and professionally.) His loss may be your gain. Here’s the job description on the Disney...
Dec 1st
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November 2011
19 posts
Siri Failures, Illustrated →
Wow. This makes me want to turn in my 4S immediately. Really Apple? amaditalks: The recent illustrations of Siri, the iPhone 4S voice-recognition based assistant, failing to provide information to users about abortion, birth control, help after rape and help with domestic violence has gotten a lot of notice. Yesterday’s post with screenshots from a Twitter conversation I was…
Nov 30th
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“I recall a heart breaking story about my own 10th birthday party shoulda been...”
– YOU GUYS I WAS LOOKING UP LYRICS TO THE CHRIS COOPER TEX RICHMAN RAP FROM THE MUPPETS AND THERE’S AN EXTENDED VERSION AND THIS IS ONE OF THE STANZAS AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY HE HATES THE MUPPETS SO MUCH ALSO I AM 27 YEARS OLD.
Nov 29th
on introducing comics...
joselynhughes: i don’t ask for much. but don’t ask me to do your show, not ask me how i want to be introduced, then introduce me simply as a female.   chances are that’s not how i’d like to be brought out to a crowd.  i have a lot more creative, fun things to say about myself then simply “WOMAN.” AND IT HAPPENS CONSTANTLY. if you’re a dude reading this, then stop doing it.  if you’re a lady...
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